Sunday Funnies 2016.02.07

Today is Super Bowl Sunday. Guess what the topic is...?

First, let's pick on the quarterbacks.

The Broncos’ Peyton Manning admitted being told he will probably need hip replacement surgery in future. Fortunately, he'll have access to the best paleontologists.

Q: Did you hear about the joke that Peyton Manning told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

Q: What's the difference between Cam Newton and a mosquito?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

Q: Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?
A: Out to pass-ture.

Old quarterbacks never die. They just pass away.

Of course, quarterbacks wouldn't be able to pass with offensive linemen.

Pro linemen are so huge that it takes only four of them to make a dozen.

I thought one of the linemen had a tattoo on his leg but it turned out to be a government meat inspection stamp.

Q: What do you call a lineman’s kids?
A: Chips off the old blocker.

Enjoy the game!