In honor of Earth day, I'm sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder.
"I never know what to get the Earth for Earth Day. So I just bought it an iTunes gift card and buried it." –Jimmy Kimmel
'I have an obsession with wind farms.'
'Really?'
'Yes. I'm a huge fan.'
A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home.
The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were.
The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?”
To which the produce guy replied, “No, sir, you will have to do that yourself.”
3 comments:
Good ones as always! :-)
Smile.
Glad y'all liked them,.
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