He doesn't want anyone to know he's been screwing chickens.
When the Easter rabbit was an infant his parents were killed in a tragic accident, leaving him an orphan. He was adopted by a family of squirrels who took him in and raised him as if he were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors, including a tendency to avoid hopping or jumping, but rather to run around like his step-siblings.
As the Easter rabbit got older, however, he soon faced an identity crisis. He went to his stepparents to discuss how he felt different from his step-siblings, was unsure of his place in the universe, and was generally forlorn.
Their response was, “Don’t scurry; be hoppy.”
3 comments:
You're giving Denny a run for his money with that pun.
And that's really not what Denny needs!
He'll wind up with egg on his face!
The yolk would be on him...?
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