Three Guys Walk Into A Bar

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizonian walk into a bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcoholic beer (cuz he's a muslim), throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab world, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The Arizonian picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching the glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, he says, "In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."