A Short History lesson

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago, FDR said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel. This is the promised land."

Now obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

I was so depressed last night thinking about obamacare, the economy, lost jobs, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. that I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...