Another "I want one"

I surely would like one of these Texas Grills to go with my Texas Flashlight...




















For those unfamiliar with BBQ Etiquette, here's a refresher.

When a man volunteers to BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The man obtains the meat.
(2) The woman buys the rest of the food.
(3) The man prepares the meat.
(4) The woman makes the salad, side dishes, and dessert.
(5) The woman collects the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes them to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
(6) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(7) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring him another beer while he flips the meat.

Important part II:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) EVERYONE PRAISES THE MAN AND THANKS HIM FOR HIS COOKING EFFORTS.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!