Sunday, August 18, 2013

Sunday Funnies 2013.08.18

We moved our son into his dorm room yesterday as he begins his first year of college. Before we left I gave him some fatherly advice.

Exams are like girl friends::

1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!
As he was packing to go away to college, I watched while he stuffed a frying pan into his suitcase.

"A frying pan?" I asked. "Why are you taking a frying pan?"

"Well, I'm staying with other people, you know," he replied. "There might be someone there who knows how to cook."
While completing his dorm application forms, my son hesitated at one question that required him to define his housekeeping habits. His choices were "impeccably neat," "not so neat" or "freestyle."

"The way you keep your room," I advised, "there's no doubt you fit in the 'freestyle' category."

"Oh, I know," he replied. "It's just that if I get someone as messy as I am, there won't be any room on the floor for my things."

And then there's laundry...


... and early classes...


... and studying...


The adventure begins...

Saturday, August 17, 2013

On His Own

We're moving our son into his dorm room today. This will be his first year of college. I've got mixed emotions about it, but overall I think he's as ready to be on his own as any 19-year-old ever is. His mother, however, is struggling with seeing her first-born leave the nest.


 More on this topic later...

Friday, August 16, 2013

Friday Follies Happy Hour 2013.08.16

This weekend we're dropping our son off at Texas A&M for his first year of college. For some reason the following keeps flashing through my mind...

Bodies Are Still Piling Up

Just when the public's outrage over obama's four 'phony scandals' (IRS, AP, NSA, Benghazi) is beginning to ebb (not because the scandals aren't, well, scandalous, but because the public has a limited attention span), a scandal from the past has re-emerged with a vengeance.

A recent report indicates that weapons from the obama administration's botched gun-running operation -- Fast and Furious --  are still turning up at murder scenes. In the most recent incident:
(A Mexican police chief) was shot to death ... when gunmen opened fire on his patrol car. One bodyguard was killed and the chief’s wife and a second bodyguard wounded.
Other notable killings where Fast and Furious weapons were used include:
  • a shootout between a Mexican drug cartel and soldiers where a beauty queen was killed.
  • the murder of Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agent Jaime Zapata.
  • the murder of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry, shot by illegal immigrants who were smuggling drugs.
Officials (in Mexico) have attributed more than 200 deaths to Fast and Furious weapons. It's safe to say that's an understatement. It's also safe to say that there will be more.



The shame is that all of those second-term Obama administration scandals have shoved aside the first-term scandals - especially Fast and Furious. It's worth noting that, in addition to all those pesky dead bodies, Fast and Furious included an internal Justice Department whitewash of Eric Holder (the DOJ investigating the head of the DOJ? Yeah, right...), a Contempt of Congress citation slapped on Holder (I actually agree with him on this. I am contemptuous of congress also. But I digress...), and obama trying to cover up the whole sordid affair by playing the Executive Privilege card.

Americans, meanwhile, are left to wonder whatever happened with that ATF gun-walking fiasco, reminded only periodically when another Fast and Furious weapon surfaces long enough to leave someone else dead.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Get Out The Tinfoil Hats

I'm not a conspiracy guy. I tend to favor Occam's Razor: "one should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything."

That said, however, I have to admit that a couple of theories floating around the Internet concerning the killing of four Americans in the attack on our Benghazi consulate make me wonder just a little bit.
Four Americans were slaughtered under conditions that we still cannot fathom ... Witnesses of the attack on the CIA annex have either disappeared or gone silent. The families of the deceased have received conflicting accounts of how loved ones were murdered... (We also know) that those under assault requested aid; that sending such help was imminently feasible; and that no one yet can explain why such succor was not sent.
In the aftermath, Barack Obama, Susan Rice, and Hillary Clinton all swore that the attack was prompted by an obscure YouTube video, something we now know is not true. What is true, however, is that almost all of the relevant decision-makers no longer occupy the positions they did before and during the attack.
Hillary “what difference does it make” Clinton retired from the Secretary of State post to congratulations and media frenzy about her likely 2016 presidential campaign. Susan Rice was promoted to National Security advisor... General Carter Ham, in charge of Africa Command, has retired. Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta has retired. CIA Director David Petraeus has resigned.
Various theories have been trotted out to explain these facts. One holds that the obama administration planned to secretly facilitate the capture of Ambassador Chris Stevens by a group with ties to the Egyptian Brotherhood. This would have permitted then-Egyptian President Morsi to broker a trade: the 'Blind Sheik' (held by the U.S.) for Ambassador Stevens. Morsi would have fulfilled a pledge he made to secure the Blind Sheik's release, thereby strengthening his position in Egypt. In turn, obama would have pulled off an 'October Surprise' to improve his re-election chances.

While at first glance that seems far-fetched, it does provide answers for the following questions.

•  Why did State repeatedly deny requests for more security in Benghazi, despite increasingly dire predictions? Instead, State completely stripped security from Stevens. No credible explanation has been offered for the removal of security by the White House or the State Department.

•  Who arranged Stevens' meeting with Turkish Consul General Ali Sait Akinin in Benghazi, not Tripoli, so late in the evening?

•  Why on 9/11 -- of all dates -- was there no special security posture ordered in diplomatic installations around the Middle East?

•  Why did so many people in the administration publicly lie about the nature of the attack when it was clear from the onset that it was an organized attack by terrorists?

It also explains why the military was repeatedly told to stand down, and why the heroic actions of former SEALs Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods have gone unappreciated by the obama administration.

A second theory posits that the State Department had secretly armed the Libyan insurgents who overthrew Gaddhafi. Once it became apparent that some of the “insurgents” the obama administration had armed were, in fact, dangerous radicals with ties to al-Qaeda, a covert operation was launched to regain possession of those weapons.
(Ambassador Chris) Stevens’ mission in Benghazi ... was to buy back Stinger missiles from al-Qaeda groups issued to them by the State Department, not by the CIA. Such a mission would usually be a CIA effort, but the intelligence agency had opposed the idea because of the high risk involved in arming “insurgents” with powerful weapons that endanger civilian aircraft.

Hillary Clinton still wanted to proceed because, in part, as one of the diplomats said, she wanted “to overthrow Gaddafi on the cheap.”

This left Stevens in the position of having to clean up the scandalous enterprise when it became clear that the “insurgents” actually were al-Qaeda...
This theory has been bolstered by a recent statement from one of the lawyers representing individuals with inside knowledge of the Benghazi attack.
A lawyer representing one of the whistleblowers with knowledge of the deadly attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi last September says 400 surface-to-air missiles were "diverted to Libya" during the attack and fell into "the hands of some very ugly people."

Saying his information "comes from a former intelligence official who stayed in constant contact with people in the special ops and intelligence community," diGenova said the U.S. intelligence community is terrified the missiles might be used to shoot down airliners — and that fear, in part, fueled the closing of embassies in the Middle East last week.

"They were afraid that there was going to be a missile attack on one of the embassies," he said...

"Remember, you can take a shoulder-held missile and shoot it into an embassy. Not just into the sky.
Given who the lawyer represents - Gregory Hicks, the deputy chief of mission at the U.S. Embassy in Libya at the time of the Benghazi attacks; and Mark Thompson, a former Marine who serves as Deputy Coordinator for Operations in the State Department's Counterterrorism Bureau - his statement has some credence.

Knowing the players involved, it also makes the following statement quite believable.
The attorneys say Hicks' and Thompson's superiors subjected them to an intimidation campaign after then-Secretary Hillary Clinton's Accountability Review Board ignored their accounts of the Benghazi attack.
To me, the biggest drawback to either theory is that they both require a degree of competence from the obama administration that hasn't been apparent to date. I'm not saying that barry and his cohorts aren't sleazy enough to participate in such shenanigans -- quite the contrary -- but I have serious doubts about their ability to pull it off. After all, the operation and subsequent coverup would involve so many people that leaks would be inevitable.

No, I'm back to Occam's Razor...

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Bo Goes On Vacation





Rooms have to be found for dozens of Secret Service agents, someone has to carry a selection of presidential basketballs, and of course the family dog needs his own state-of-the-art aircraft.

A Metaphor For Our Times

This is the perfect metaphor for our government.

Presidential Ambulance Runs Out of Gas, Gets Towed
The Washington, D.C. EMS ambulance that accompanies the presidential motorcade,  Medic 1, ran out of gas last week, just as President Obama was pulling away from the White House August 8 on his way to a family birthday celebration at a local Indian restaurant:


As a result, according to WJLA, a back-up ambulance had to be called in after the motorcade pulled away from the White House -- but it couldn't have been used by the president anyway if there had been an emergency.

"Multiple sources familiar with protocol say since [the back-up ambulance] was not in the motorcade, it likely had not gone through a security sweep and therefore could not have been used by the president anyway if something had happened."

So what was the problem? Simple: No one filled up the gas tank that day.

"Fire officials confirm that the vehicle was towed away and is now being repaired off-site. Fire officials say that as per policy, the crew should have but did not fill up the tank that day. Sources say the bigger issue is that the vehicle’s fuel gauge had been broken for months and not been repaired," according to WJLA.
Got that? First, they couldn't fix the original problem (the broken gas gauge).

Then they fouled up the work-around (failed to fill the tank that day).

And when an alternative solution presented itself (the back-up ambulance), it was rejected because of government regulations (the 'protocol').

If the government can't even keep one ambulance operational, how the hell can it be expected to manage the nation's healthcare services?

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

One Of Those Things That Drives Me To Drink

When I first read this story I figured it had to be in California somewhere, because that's the only place wacky enough to do something this foolish. Turns out I was wrong. This nonsense emanates from Seattle, which I guess is sort of a CA-lite.

The word "citizen" is banned because it might offend non-citizens.
Government workers in the city of Seattle have been advised that the terms "citizen" and "brown bag" are potentially offensive and may no longer be used in official documents and discussions.

(Elliott Bronstein of the Office for Civil Rights) told KIRO Radio the word "citizen" should be avoided because many people who live in Seattle are residents, not citizens...
GMAFB.


As for "brown bag:"
Bronstein said the term "brown bag" has been used historically as a way to judge skin color.

"For a lot of particularly African-American community members, the phrase brown bag does bring up associations with the past when a brown bag was actually used, I understand, to determine if people's skin color was light enough to allow admission to an event or to come into a party that was being held in a private home," Bronstein said.
That's a new one to me. Even if that was the case, however, it happened decades ago. Get over it, already.


The preferred terms in Seattle are "residents" for "citizens" and "sack lunch" instead of "brown bag."
Seattle, however, isn't the only city with an eye on potentially disruptive words.

The New York Post reported in March 2012 that the city’s Department of Education avoids references to words like “dinosaurs,” “birthdays,” “Halloween” and dozens of other topics on city-issued tests because they could evoke “unpleasant emotions” among the students.

Dinosaurs, for example, conjures the topic of evolution, which could rile fundamentalists and birthdays are not celebrated by Jehovah’s Witnesses. Halloween, meanwhile, suggests an affiliation to Paganism.
Oh my achin' back.

I guess if we tried hard enough we could find something offensive about every word in the dictionary (for example, I find the word "liberal" offensive). But at what point does this PC extremism become meaningless?

Or even worse, oppressive?

Gone Fishing

Our son just got back from Fish Camp. Not a fish camp where one catches gilled creatures that live in the water...


... but rather one that brainwashes indoctrinates explains customs and traditions of Texas A&M to new students.


He'll be a freshman there this fall. It's going to be interesting to watch, because he wasn't really into the 'school spirit' thing in high school. It's a whole 'nother story at A&M. True Aggies live and breath their history and traditions, and Fish Camp does a very effective job of embedding them deep into the brains of impressionable teenagers.


He's lounging around the house now wearing a variety of maroon clothing. Nothing against A&M - it's actually a very good school - but that's one of the ugliest colors on God's green earth.

And I'm not just saying that because I graduated from the University of Texas, where the predominate color is that beautiful burnt orange...

Monday, August 12, 2013

FOD 2013.08.12

Today, for your reading enjoyment, we provide a potpourri of items dedicated to the loser currently driving our country into the ground.

1.  Remember obama's 2012 campaign slogan: "General Motors is alive and Osama bin Laden is dead"?

Well, here's an updated version.



2.  And of course, most of us are aware of obama's latest gaffe in which he once again displayed his ignorance of American geography:
"If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf — places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida..."
As many have noted, those ports are on the Atlantic Ocean, not the Gulf of Mexico.


(H/T to Jeff for the image.)

But not to worry, obama fans. The mainstream media organization formerly known as the Associated Press, but which nowadays goes by the more appropriate Administration Press, immediately sprang into action by covering up for their man.
On Thursday, the Associated Press admitted inserting text in an Obama quote in which the president claimed Atlantic ports were in the Gulf of Mexico...

"In an Aug. 7 story on President Barack Obama's comments on the need to deepen U.S. harbors, The Associated Press wrongly inserted an interpretive phrase in parentheses into a quote by Obama," the AP said.

The revised quote ('interpretive phrase' is bolded): "If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf – (and in) places like Charleston, S.C., or Savannah, Ga., or Jacksonville, Florida..."
So much for journalism.


3.  While we're on the subject of gaffes, here's a video that will amuse and entertain you.



4. Finally, for a revealing insight into obama's "bending of language to fit a political need" (examples below), I urge you read Charles Krauthammer's recent column.


After wading through all this nonsense, I feel the need for some 'coffee' ... lots and lots of 'coffee.'

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Sunday Funnies 2013.08.11

Today is my wife's birthday. Every year I struggle with what to get her for a birthday present. This year I thought I had it all figured out.

For his most recent birthday I gave my son an iPhone. I gave my daughter an iPod for hers. For my birthday I got an iPad.

Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon.

Bad idea...



It’s a terrible thing to grow old alone. My wife hasn’t had a birthday for the last six years.

Actually, that's not true. She's not vain or concerned about her age, but does get a mite upset if I forget her birthday. I've found through hard experience that the most effective way to remember it is to forget it just once.

In fact, I always remembers her birthday. It’s the day after she reminds me of it.

But I recovered nicely. ‘Sweetheart,’ I said, ‘How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?’


I was talking to my buddy at the bar, and said, “I don’t have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”

My buddy said, “I have an idea – why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it – she’ll probably be thrilled.”

So that’s what I did. She loved it.

She jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling “I’ll be back in an hour!”



Saturday, August 10, 2013

Process Trumps Outcome

I've worked with enough large organizations to be familiar with bureaucracies and their emphasis on policies and procedures, often to the detriment of organizational objectives. It is sometimes a source of frustration, and at other times a source of amusement. However, in this case, it is quite literally a matter of life and death.

Army won’t suspend contracts with Al Qaeda-tied companies
The U.S. Army is refusing to suspend contracts with dozens of companies and individuals tied to Al Qaeda and other extremist groups out of concern for their "due process rights," despite repeated pleas from the chief watchdog for Afghanistan reconstruction.

In a scathing passage of his latest report to Congress, Special Inspector General John Sopko said his office has urged the Army to suspend or debar 43 contractors over concerns about ties to the Afghanistan insurgency, "including supporters of the Taliban, the Haqqani network and al Qaeda."

Sopko wrote that the Army "rejected" every single case.

The Army claims that Sopko's office did not provide enough evidence to support its claims.

"The Army Procurement Fraud Branch did receive and review the 43 recommendations late last year, but the report did not include enough supporting evidence to initiate suspension and debarment proceedings under Federal Acquisition Regulations," an Army spokesman said in a written statement.

The Army further explained that it can't debar a contractor unless a "preponderance of the evidence" shows serious misconduct, and that the evidence the IG provided would not pass that test. However, the Army said it has already told the office it "stands ready to re-examine the 43 cases if all relevant unclassified and/or classified information is provided."

Sopko pointed out the apparent disconnect between one part of the Army that is killing insurgents and the other part that allegedly is doing business with them.

"I am deeply troubled that the U.S. military can pursue, attack, and even kill terrorists and their supporters, but that some in the U.S. government believe we cannot prevent these same people from receiving a government contract," he wrote in a letter attached to the report.
In other words, the Army is doing business with enemies of our country -- people who are doing their best to kill and maim U.S. service members and civilians -- because the rules say so!?!

Why not follow the example of obama and the congresscritters and just ignore or change the rules when they don't like them.

Idiots...

New Technology Delivers

One of the arguments for spending money on military R&D is that the new technology developed there eventually makes its way to the civilian world, where it is further refined and improved. The most obvious example is the Internet, which began as a military command and control system research project called ARPANET (Advanced Research Projects Agency).

Another example is the M-16 rifle, which resulted from research conducted after the Korean War by the Operations Research Office. Today, civilian versions have become quite popular and widespread.

Which brings us to the latest military-to-civilian technology transfer: drones. While most civilian applications of drone technology involve surveillance of some sort, a South African festival promoter is using drones to deliver beer to thirsty concert-goers.
Revellers at a South African outdoor rock festival no longer need to queue to slake their thirst -- a flying robot will drop them beer by parachute.

After clients place an order using a smartphone app, a drone zooms 15 metres above the heads of the festival-goers to make the delivery.

Carel Hoffmann, director of the Oppikoppi festival held on a dusty farm in the country's northern Limpopo province, said the app registers the position of users using the GPS satellite chips on their phones.

"The delivery guys have a calibrated delivery drone. They send it to the GPS position and drops it with a parachute," he explained.

The drone was built in South Africa and nicknamed "Manna" after the Old Testament-story of bread that fell from the sky to feed the Israelites travelling through the desert following their exodus from Egypt.
"It's an almost Biblical thing that beer is dropping from the sky," said Hoffmann.
Amen!

Friday, August 9, 2013

Friday Follies Happy Hour 2013.08.09

I was channel surfing last night and ran across an old flick that I hadn't seen in decades. In fact, I'd forgotten all about it.

Wikipedia describes Vanishing Point as "a 1971 American action road movie" that is a "social commentary on the post-Woodstock mood in the United States." I guess that's as good a way as any to explain a film that tried to capture those conflicted times. It was a drive-in staple back then, and the sound track still resonates today.

An excerpt from the sound track is below, followed by a trailer for the movie. Fire up your muscle car, pick up your best girl, and head for the nearest drive-in.

Just look out for the Blue Meanies...





An Unsettling Trend

Catching up on the news after being out of touch for a while, I was struck by the number of stories detailing what I consider abuse of power by a variety of government agents, accompanied by a callous disregard towards the public they are supposed to be serving. And it's not just here at home, but around the world. Here's a few random samples.

From Canada: Woman fined $219 for not paying bus fare with exact change
When Pauline Tantost was kicked off a Montreal city bus last week for not paying her fare with exact change, she was shocked. And then a transit inspector handed her a ticket with a $219 fine for not paying her fare.

With her two-year-old son, Xavier, in her arms, she had boarded the 108 Bannantyne bus home to Verdun around 10 p.m. after having spent five hours at the Montreal Children’s Hospital. She boarded the vehicle near Atwater Avenue and Ste-Catherine Street West.

She searched through her purse for $3 in change for the fare, but only came up with a $5 bill. She said she offered it to the driver, who refused because the fare machine doesn’t accept bills.

He warned her that failure to pay a fare could be bad news if the bus was to get inspected. Then the bus took off with Tantost and her son on board, while she clutched the $5 in her hand.

Two inspectors boarded the bus in Verdun at Bannantyne Street and Fourth Avenue, several stops before Tantost’s home. An employee of the STM later told her that it was purely a coincidence that the bus was inspected.

“I find that suspicious,” Tantost said.
Yeah, me too.
A passenger on the bus, Darlene Cousins-Larsen, said one inspector entered the bus by the front door while another boarded through the back.

“They went right to the woman who was sitting behind the bus driver with the child. She had to get off the bus,” Cousins-Larsen said.

She said another woman on the bus with an invalid ticket was given a warning.

Cousins-Larsen approached the bus driver and offered to pay the woman’s fare, but was shrugged off by the driver and inspectors.

“He said, ‘No no, it's OK, it's free.’ And I thought, ‘Oh, OK, they were just giving her a warning,’” she said.

Instead, Tantost was handed a $219 fine for not paying her fare.

Embarrassed, she got off the bus with her son and stood on the sidewalk in tears. She walked the rest of the way home.

Tantost said she told the inspectors she would contest the fine, words that according to her were met with a laugh and a comment about how the only benefit of that would be the overtime the STM employee treating the file would earn.

“I think they showed a lack of humanity and a lack of kindness,” she said.
That lack of humanity and lack of kindness -- and, might I add, a total lack of common sense -- is a recurring theme in all these incidents. Here's another example, from England.

Couple kept in the cells for four hours after being arrested in their bedroom by armed police when a paramedic mistook TV remote for a gun
A couple were arrested at gunpoint by 18 police officers and held for four hours after a paramedic mistook their TV remote control for a gun.

Michelle Malone, 46, and Keith Abrahams, 44, were in bed when 18 officers stormed their flat and bundled them out into a police van.

The couple’s nightmare began when a paramedic was sent to their home  after Miss Malone suffered a panic attack. As he entered the bedroom to treat  Miss Malone, he spotted the remote control in Mr Abrahams’ hand. Apparently mistaking it for a gun, he immediately called police.

Eighteen officers – ten of whom were armed and wearing body armour – then burst into the flat at 1am and the couple were arrested at gunpoint.

...the pair were taken to a nearby police station while officers conducted a forensic fingertip search of their flat.
Adding insult to injury:
(Ms. Malone said) ‘They also left my house looking like a bomb-site – it was like I had been burgled.’

When the pair were eventually released from Hereford Police Station, Mr Abrahams suffered a further indignity when he was left to walk home in just his vest and boxer shorts.
Of course, the U.S. doesn't have to take a back seat to anyone when it comes to government officials lacking common sense and compassion

Armed agents raid animal shelter for baby deer named "Giggles"

"It was like a SWAT team," shelter employee Ray Schulze said.

The focus of their search was a baby fawn brought there by an Illinois family worried she had been abandoned by her mother.

The Department of Natural Resources began investigating after two anonymous calls reporting a baby deer at the no-kill shelter.

Agents told staff they came to seize the deer because Wisconsin law forbids the possession of wildlife.

"I said the deer is scheduled to go to the wildlife reserve the next day," Schulze said.

It was to go to a wildlife reserve in Illinois that allows the rehabilitation of deer. Schulze said agents corralled workers near the picnic area and then set out in search of the fawn.

"I was thinking in my mind they were going to take the deer and take it to a wildlife shelter, and here they come carrying the baby deer over their shoulder. She was in a body bag," Schulze said. "I said, 'Why did you do that?' He said, 'That's our policy,' and I said, 'That's one hell of a policy.'"

(Dept. of Natural Resources spokesperson Jennifer) Niemeyer denied agents killed Giggles at the shelter. She said they tranquilized her and then euthanized her off-site.
I'm sure Giggles appreciated the difference.

I understand that LEOs have a difficult and dangerous job. And I realize there are two sides to every story. But I'm seeing more and more stories like these. The wedge between cops and citizens is widening, which is only going to make things worse.

Especially when incidents like the one below take place.

95 year old WWII veteran killed after being tased and shot by police
When John Wrana was a young man, fit and strong and fighting in World War II with the U.S. Army Air Corps, did he ever think he'd end this way?

Just a few weeks shy of his 96th birthday, in need of a walker to move about, cops coming through the door of his retirement home with a Taser and a shotgun.

The old man, described by a family member as "wobbly" on his feet, had refused medical attention. The paramedics were called. They brought in the Park Forest police.

First they tased him, but that didn't work. So they fired a shotgun, hitting him in the stomach with a bean-bag round. Wrana was struck with such force that he bled to death internally, according to the Cook County medical examiner.
I'm hard pressed to imagine a series of events that results in SWAT team members with shields storming into a 95 year old man's room and shooting him while he sat in his chair. He clearly wasn't an imminent threat. He needed a walker to get around, for God's sake. Couldn't one of the cops just have walked over and slapped the cuffs on him? Even if he had a knife (and there's no mention of any weapon in the story) one or two cops in body armor should have been able to disarm him.

And all this was because he refused medical attention?!? I thought we all had the right to decide for ourselves if we want medical attention or not. What was that line from Vietnam: "We had to destroy the village in order to save it."

We had to kill him in order to give him medical attention.

Disgraceful.

I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again: I love my country, but I fear my government - more and more...

Thursday, August 8, 2013

What's In A Name

The picture below is from our recent Wyoming trip. It was taken as we headed out for a morning ride. From left to right, I'm riding Doc, my wife is on Rico, our daughter is mounted on Farva, and our son's horse is named Bob.



I'm a (retired!!!) college professor, so one of the many things I'm called is Doc. Since that was also my horse's name it led to a bit of confusion; some of it genuine, some of it manufactured.
Wrangler #1: "That Doc sure is an ornery SOB."
Wrangler #2: "I don't think he's that bad of a horse."
Wrangler #1: "I wasn't talking about the horse."

Wrangler #1: "Have you seen Doc?"
Wrangler #2: "I think he's on the porch having a beer."
Wrangler #1: "I wasn't talking about the horse."
This is what passes for witty repartee around the barn.

It's A Small World After All

Apologies if the title of this post got that damn song echoing through your head. I know it's bouncing around in mine. The only known antidote is immediate applications of Shiners.

Anyway...

I'm up at our place on Lake Buchanan to take care of a few maintenance issues. The wife and kids have other obligations, so I'm here on my own. Damn the luck.

Anyway...

It was extremely hot today. We're in the middle of a record setting heat wave, compounded by a wave of dust from Africa. So it was necessary to take measures to prevent dehydration. In my case, that meant visiting a new medical facility first aid station roadhouse named Reverend Jim's Dam Pub & Beer Garden. Great name, good bar, lousy web site.

Anyway...

Reverend Jim's is a remake of the original Dam Pub, which has had several reincarnations over the years. It's a wonderful location overlooking Buchanan Dam. The good Reverend has remade the original stuffy smokey bar into a venue that offers live music, food, and of course an assortment of adult beverages. He's eschewed air conditioning in favor of a wide open approach, which works okay, even in the hot summer (plenty of fans and shade).

While I was there (rehydrating, remember, according to all the first aid manuals) I overheard a woman on my left say her sister lives in Boerne, which is only about 15 miles from where I live. Then I heard a woman on my right say something about her son, who was stationed at Ft. Hood (where I spent a couple of years back in the Viet Nam days) and her mother, who was suffering from Alzheimer's (my mom died from that vicious nasty disease). This is where that 'small world' thing comes into play. So the only polite and reasonable thing to do was to engage both of them in conversation.

Now let me make one thing perfectly clear. I love my wife with all my heart. She's the best thing that has ever happened to me, and I would never do anything to hurt her or jeopardize our relationship. So as far as I was concerned, this was just idle chit-chat between barstool neighbors. Evidently the ladies had a different take on things.

The two women on either side of me scooted their bar stools closer. The conversations became more intense. I was forced to swivel my head rapidly back and forth in an attempt to pay equal attention to them. That didn't seem to satisfy either one, as they soon began to eliminate the middle man (me) and addressed each other directly.

Let me stress that I am not God's gift to women. But that didn't seem to matter to these two. They were either drunk, or desperate, or both. However, that didn't prevent them from first arguing, then yelling, then pushing and shoving -- over ME!!!. Talk about an ego trip!

Anyway...

The bartender was a lady of keen insight and discerning judgement. She kicked the two over-enthusiastic wenches out and got me a beer on the house.

As soon as my head shrank back to something approaching its normal size I got out of there and headed for home.

With a great big grin on my face and a hugely over-inflated ego...

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

A Good Night's Sleep

I was passing through the small town of Burnet, Texas this morning and saw a bumper sticker I hadn't seen before. I couldn't get a picture of it, but this is what it said.
Last night I slept like a democrat.
First I lied on one side.
Then I lied on the other.

Didn't Miss It At All

Stories like this one make me realize why I didn't miss the news on my recent vacation.
ABC News editor Don Ennis strolled into the newsroom in May wearing a little black dress and an auburn wig and announced he was transgender and splitting from his wife. He wanted to be called Dawn.

But now he says he suffered from a two-day bout of amnesia that has made him realize he wants to live his life again as Don.

“I accused my wife of playing some kind of cruel joke, dressing me up in a wig and bra and making fake ID’s with the name ‘Dawn’ on it. Seriously,” Ennis wrote in a memo he posted to the newsroom bulletin board Friday, explaining his shock after he woke up from what he called a “transient global amnesia” last month.
"Transient global amnesia." I'll have to remember that one the next time I do something that gets my wife upset. It sounds so much better than "beer-induced lapse of judgement."
“I am writing to let you know I’m changing my name . . . to Don Ennis. That will be my name again, now and forever. And it appears I’m not transgender after all.

“I’m asking all of you who accepted me as a transgender to now understand: I was misdiagnosed.

“I am already using the men’s room and dressing accordingly,” he noted.
Don - Dawn - Don
Ennis had previously told friends that he suspected his sex mix-up happened because his mother gave him female hormones as a child that made him look and sound young to prolong a bit-part acting career, but he ended up developing breasts and started thinking he was a woman.

He explained he had gone to the National Institute of Health in Bethesda, Md., for testing last month to understand why his mind and body changed from male to female. He said he learned it was a hormone imbalance that could be fixed.

A week after he was discharged, his wife rushed him back to the hospital because he thought he was having a seizure and was experiencing a “drastic loss of memory.”

Don added that he now feels “fantastic” as a man again.

And he said he hopes that with the hormone treatment and surgery, things will only get better.

The startling he-to-she-back-to-he move came after Ennis had publicly announced on Facebook in May that he was leaving his wife of 17 years, Wendy, to become a full-time woman.

The Connecticut resident has now assured friends and colleagues that his switch back to being a man isn’t a joke.
Words fail me...

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Home From The Range

Back home after 10 glorious days in the Wyoming mountains. No TV, no Internet, no cell phones - nothing to do but eat, drink, ride horses, and sleep. In fact, our daily schedule went like this.
  • Wake up.
  • Eat.
  • Ride.
  • Eat.
  • Nap.
  • Eat.
  • Ride.
  • Drink.
  • Sleep.
  • Repeat.
Once in a while we'd go into town for 'supplies' (supplies = alcohol and munchies). In the absence of the digitally connected world, we spent time actually having conversations with people. We caught up with old friends, swapped stories, and solved the world's problems. What a concept!

The weather was great - highs in the 80s, lows in the 50s, and humidity below 40%. It got so chilly one night that we built a fire in the cabin.

Now we're back in Central Texas, where the high has been over 100 for 10 straight days, and the forecast is for more of the same. I've got 600+ emails waiting in my in-box, the lawn needs mowing, there's a backlog of maintenance items and other things on my to-do list, and the mailbox is full of bills.

And there's no beer in the fridge.

Why on earth did I come back?