Before we get to the jokes, let's define our terms.
New Year’s Resolutions are like Las Vegas wedding vows: half-assed promises made by drunken idiots.
Notwithstanding the above, here's one I made that I'm confident I will keep.
I will assume full responsibility for my actions (except the ones that are someone else's fault).
Here's some our dogs made that I don't think they will keep.
I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
Are those jokes? I think I made those same resolutions.
ReplyDeleteI've made them for several years in a row now... :-)
ReplyDeleteHehehe... Yeah, those aren't going to last... :-)
ReplyDeleteThey're shattered already...
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