Dear Lord,
So far this year I've done well.
I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that.
But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help.
Amen
This is also the day when we traditionally make resolutions for the New Year. Here's my thoughts on that.
Heard that... Asprin... STAT
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NFO - hair of the dog...
ReplyDeleteToejam - those are jokes? They make a lot of sense to me...