Sunday, December 21, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.12.21

The Big Day is almost here - Merry Christmas to all!


Christmas is certainly a special time of the year. When else do we sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?


Santa Claus goes down so many chimneys this time of the year that he needs a flue shot.


This Christmas I'm giving my kids a set of batteries with a note on them that says "Toys not included."

I'm also giving my wife a wooden leg. It's not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.


Q: What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?
A: Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.






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5 comments:

  1. CenTexTimDecember 21, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    Ho Ho Ho!

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  2. SkipperDecember 22, 2014 at 1:08 PM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS CTT & OLD NFO!

    May 2015 see ObamaCare repealed!

    Well, I can hope.

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  3. CenTexTimDecember 22, 2014 at 5:17 PM

    Thanks, Eddie, and the same to you and yours.

    I admire your optimism...

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  4. SkipperDecember 23, 2014 at 11:56 AM

    CTT,

    I'm Toejam, but my google login posted my "real" name: Eddie.

    Have a great Holiday!

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  5. CenTexTimDecember 24, 2014 at 11:26 AM

    Toejam/Eddie - A rose by any other name... :-)

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