Kate Upton hates her breasts
They’re two of the biggest stars in fashion, double-billing on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and lusted over by countless admirers — still, Kate Upton can’t stand them.Sorry, Kate, but we all have crosses to bear...
“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life...
If only they were a little more like . . . earrings, the covergirl muses of her natural-born 34-D’s.
“If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons...”
I feel her pain CTT.
ReplyDeleteI really can relate.
I wish my flacid dick wasn't 12 inches long and 5 inches in diameter.
It's a burden I have to live with however.
She 'could' get that problem fixed... :-)
ReplyDeleteToejam - I know what you mean. I sprained my back last week, and the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy. I asked him how I was supposed to take a piss...
ReplyDeleteNFO - Breast reduction surgery is a 'solution' in search of a problem!