Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
BOO to the professor. He's an evil, evil man!
ReplyDeleteWhat else is left to us guys if they take away bouncing boobs and erect nipples sticking through a skimpy bra?