The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.But before we go, I'd like to pass on my sincere wishes to everyone out there for a safe and enjoyable New Year's Eve, followed by a very Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous 2014.
-- P.J. O’Rourke
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