A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"It's on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put it back. We don't need it" demands the wife.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of cold cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price."
A minute later the PA system announces "Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down."
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